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Nation Refreshed As Cliff Lee Says $120 Million Contract Not About Money

A nation growing tired of greedy athletes only concerned with making as much as they can was rejuvenated this week, when Cliff Lee's said the contract he just signed with the Philadelphia Phillies, which will pay him an average annual salary of $24 million to play the best BBCOR baseball bats 2018 once every five days, was about more than money.

 

"I'm humbled he accepted this contract, even though the Yankees were willing to give him more years and more total dollars for the best softball bats for the money," said Shamokin, Pennsylvania resident and garbage man Bill Lantney, whose annual income is about one-third of what Lee will earn per inning pitched.

 

"His decision to spurn New York and sign with the Phillies is a great example for children. We need the best fastpitch softball bats on the market. Sometimes, it's important to choose happiness, and you can still get by with less money. In Lee's case, less money is roughly $461,500 a week. Before taxes."

 

Lee and his wife are reportedly to buy the best slowpitch softball bats for power hitters in the market for a mansion "in a quiet gated community full of friendly people," because, as Lee puts it, they "don't want to live around a bunch of uppity snobs."

 

The conclusion of baseball's winter meetings signal it's time for ESPN Baseball Insider Buster Olney to buy the top rated ASA Bats lie dormant for three months in the den he created beneath the right field bullpen at Fenway Park.

 

"Preparations for this begin in the summer, right after the All-Star break," says Olney. "Right around that time, I try to put on considerable weight by gorging on fatty and carbohydrate-rich stadium foods such as soft pretzels, hot dogs, bratwursts and nachos." (source: https://playfamously.com/best-softball-gloves/)

 

To ensure his mind is still sharp when pitchers and catchers report, Olney gathers and stores as much information as he can, from statistics and VORP ratings to free agent signings and rule 5 draft acquisitions. See this link  https://playfamously.com/best-pitching-machines/

 

"My brain activity steadily declines once hibernation begins, so until I conk out, I'm stockpiling baseball data virtually non-stop once the World Series wraps up."

 

Olney plans on staying warm during the cold winter months by wearing official MLB knit beanies by New Era, and layering himself in several Majestic therma base team bullpen jackets.